Nation’s Dumbest

Hello, I hope your summer has been going great! Stay cool and hydrated out there.

There’s a chance you’ve seen an ad for a reality TV show that I’m in. What’s the story?

A number of months ago, I got a call that surprised me: “Hey, you’ve been asked to appear on a new reality TV show called ‘Nation’s Dumbest.’ It’s a fun game show like ‘Are you Smarter Than a 5^th Grader?’ What do you think?”

I was surprised on a bunch of levels. I don’t think of myself as a celebrity in the reality TV sense. I also don’t think of myself as dumb. It seemed like a sharp departure from my usual activities.

But I figured it was worth a listen. I had a call with the producers during which I asked them the basic question: “Why me?”

They responded, “We are looking for a politician or journalist that people don’t hate.” That was kind of flattering. “It’s meant to be a wholesome program for the whole family. We think you’d be great for this.”

I got advice from different people. Some were very against me doing the show, saying it would be bad for my public image and future prospects:

“You on a billboard with the word ‘Dumb’ on it is not what you want.”

“You’re on the rise. Don’t lump yourself in with a bunch of has-beens.”

“You’re a serious figure. Reality TV isn’t serious.”

But I found myself warm to the opportunity for a number of reasons.

First, it was a new experience. You only live once. When would I have the chance to do something like this again? Maybe never.

Second, I figured I’d make some new friends and connections. I was told the names of a few other figures on the show, some of whom I’ve been a fan of from afar for years. These included Ice-T, Anthony Michael Hall, Carmen Electra and others. It might be fun to be stuck on set with them and bond.

Third, it seemed like an opportunity to show my personality in front of a broad public audience. I do media and podcast interviews all of the time, some of which might be seen by only a few thousand people. This was a chance to get in front of millions of Americans in primetime, even if the context was a bit unusual. Maybe that would lead to more people following me and my work.

Fourth, it paid money. It was a handsome fee based on the time commitment. I agreed with Evelyn that I would donate a portion of the proceeds to an autism organization that we are involved with.

Finally, I decided to do it. I’m not someone to shy away from challenges, and it seemed like a new adventure that might lead someplace positive.

And so, I wound up a contestant on Nation’s Dumbest, coming to you on Fox this Wednesday at 9 pm EST.

So . . . how did it go? What was the experience like? Did I make the right decision?

You might have to tune in to find out, as I’m kind of prohibited from sharing TOO much. But most of my reasoning was borne out; I made some new friends and definitely had a very distinct experience I won’t soon forget. It could be that running for President and being on a reality TV show have more in common than you might think.

I discuss my going on “Nation’s Dumbest” on the podcast with Zach this week. To check out Forward Party candidates in your area, click here. To get a copy of “Hey Yang, Where’s My Thousand Bucks?” click here and use the code “UBIUBI” for 25% off. I’m doing a book talk next week in LA on July 22^nd! For 3 months off your mobile bill with Noble Mobile, click here or email matt@noblemobile.com and use my name to switch or explore. Look up this summer.